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Have YOU Seen Her?
Jessica Lunsford, Missing in Homosassa, Florida

Jessica Marie Lunsford was last seen wearing a pink silk nightgown and white silk shorts when she went to sleep at 10 p.m. on Wednesday night at her home at 7266 S. Sonata Avenue, off Cardinal Street.

The young girl is described as a white female, 4 feet 10 inches tall, weighing 70 pounds, with light brown shoulder-length hair and brown eyes.

Call 352-726-1121 or 911 

*Sigh.....Found*

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at February 27, 2005 09:18 | link | comments

Blogservations:

* Has anyone heard of the new book French Women Don't Get Fat? We're supposed to be panting with curiosity because, as we all know, French women posess that, oh that...that I dunno quois. Know what French women are really known for? Smoking. Lots and lots of cigarettes. So remember: If you just have to look like a Frenchwoman, take up smoking. Such a French solution: I'd rather be dead than fat.

* From the fox-watching-the-henhouse: "10 government drug advisers with company ties voted 9 to 1 to keep Bextra on the market and 9 to 1 for Vioxx's return."-NY Times. Me? I wanna know who that one person was with the huevos to do the right thing.

* The US National Guard is recruiting on my college campus. So these country kids can forsake their educations for "one weekend a month." Tell the truth, Guard: they will be the FIRST to go and at the FRONT of the battle lines, along with the Reserves. I thought we settled this campus-recruiting thing back in the 60's? I guess if The Administration keeps cutting the education budget-a program known as Most Children Left Behind-they'll force more and more students into the "ranks." That 'college money" come-on is a bunch of hooey. But, I guess, it's the least The Administration can do: train you for a new career after you get your legs/arms/head blown off.

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at February 25, 2005 13:31 | link | comments

The Seriousness of these Findings is Unclear?

Rocket fuel chemical found in mothers' milk (via msnbc.com) 

LUBBOCK, Texas - A toxic chemical used in rocket fuel was found in virtually every sample taken in a new study of nursing mothers' milk, but researchers said it is too early to know whether the perchlorate levels are dangerous.

Wouldja think any level was too high? Wouldja?
I know! Call in the FDA.

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at February 24, 2005 15:39 | link | comments

Your Tax Dollars at Work
(or: Guess Who's Paying for Your Hard-On?)

Medicare to cover Viagra (via cnn.com)

Bush administration genius notes: "Retired women don't NEED birth-control pills. Now, the costs Medicare has saved can be passed on to horny old men."

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at February 01, 2005 15:11 | link | comments