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Run! It's Santa!

A hilarious rerun from last year, the Scared of Santa Gallery!

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at December 23, 2005 18:57 | link | comments (1)

Moving. Hate it!

No blogging, just moving. To Dade City. VERY different. House has mold problem landlord didn't disclose even after being asked. I am allergic to mold so are the dogs. Big problems over holiday. Lots of deposit money to recover. I got a nice rash. Kim has spontaneous bloody nose.Best of luck to us, eh?

Also there's the little story about the guy who blew his brains out in the master bedroom. Closest we can get to a date is October 5 of this year. No mention in any newspaper I google. (Side Salad?) Hired sis to paint (Kim and I suck at painting) and found strange, red, blobby stains in very weird places while wiping down walls. Began making jokes about CSI and Court TV. Secretly thought we may be right about the crime scene stuff. Then the neighbors tell us the story. Unbenownst to them, I have a screen door wrapped in crime scene tape and covered with Fed-Ex delivery attempt stickers. Landlord claims ignorance.

Right.

Merry Christmakwanzicah.

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at December 20, 2005 13:49 | link | comments

World AIDS Day

Happy world AIDS day. Now quit sharing needles (as a matter of fact, why not quit IV drugs altogether?), and lay off the unprotected sex. We know and possess everything we need to stop the spread of AIDS. You young guys, with your "bug chasing," talk to those of us from the '80's who are growing old while many of our friends are dead and still dying. Sure, the "cocktail" is helping patients live longer but it's no cure. We as a community need to stop being so fatalistic about everything. It's not preordained that you will get AIDS if you share a needle or have unprotected sex.

But it's as close to a sure thing as you can get.

***Addendum: Jeff made coffee come out of my nose with his observation that "Cutting back on bareback anal sex would probably make a dent, too."

Boys, ya'll know he's right.  Don't hate the player, hate the game. 

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at December 01, 2005 09:22 | link | comments (1)

And We Thought Increased Competition was Supposed to LOWER Prices...

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at December 01, 2005 08:40 | link | comments (1)