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Wesley Chapel Girl-Made-Good Dies in Long Island Accident
(via tampabays10.com)

"A young woman who died in a fiery auto crash on the New Jersey Turnpike last weekend has been identified as a promising fashion model from Florida.

New Jersey State Police confirmed today that 19-year-old Heather Bratton was the passenger who died at the scene of a three-car collision at about 5 a-m on July 22nd. A statement on the Web site of her booking agency, Women Management, says she was en route to a flight at Newark International Airport."

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at July 31, 2006 12:13 | link | comments (1)

Is It Just Me Or...

Does Jessica Simpson's dad need to get a real job as a pimp?

Is Lindsay Lohan's mom on crack?

Mel Gibson. Does his reported anti-Semitic tirade now convince anyone that his film, The Passion of the Christ was, in the words of a character from Weeds, "a straight up snuff film"?

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at July 31, 2006 06:44 | link | comments

Trust the Gaydar(via rosie.com)

Saw this while bored in blogland. It's a bit from a question-and-answer column Rosie O'Donnell runs on her blog and it's in reference to the recent Oprah/Gail "We're not gay but if we were we'd say so because there's nothing wrong with being gay" statement.

Question: "Rosie,
Never once crossed my mind Oprah & Gail were a couple!Did it cross yours?
triple love ya"

              Answer: "yes "

Uh huh.

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at July 27, 2006 08:56 | link | comments

 Andrea Yates: NGBRI

So Andrea Yates is found not guilty by reason of insanity at retrial. Well of course! You'd have to be insane to methodically murder your own children.

But, is it just me or isn't her former husband, the cutsey-named Rusty, equally responsible? If her known problem from the delivery of her first boy was post-partum depression, what was the deal with keeping her pregnant on and off for nearly 7 years?

Hello? Earth to Rusty: hope you're feeling some guilt. It's yours to bear.

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at July 26, 2006 13:22 | link | comments (2)

Want One?

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at July 25, 2006 10:43 | link | comments (1)

North Korea: Just Shut the F**k up(via reuters)
(Or: those wacky commies are at it again)

"'The army and people of the DPRK are now in full preparedness to answer a pre-emptive attack with a relentless annihilating strike and a nuclear war with a mighty nuclear deterrent,' its communist party newspaper said on Monday."

Of course, Iraq was so much more important to deal with. Maybe we should invade the DPRK so Al Quesidilla can gain foothold there, too. Oh, right, no oil.

Hey, Kim Jong Chopstick: George Bush dares you to say that to Dick Cheney's face. We're rubber and you're glue... Ya'll go right ahead an annihilate away. You can keep everything that's left.

Dumbass mofo morons.

Posted by: Likes2mtnbike at July 03, 2006 07:24 | link | comments